We, the brave pilots of Irresponsible Losses, formally declare war on ALL space rocks across Empire space. It is our sworn duty, to rid the galaxy from this recurring natural hazard, as it endangers not only our livelihood, our freedom, but also our moral integrity. We say, NO MORE! All your mineral are belong to US! For we shall reshape you, reform you, make you into something far greater than simple space dust. Prepare to be reprocessed and reborn with new purpose!

So say we all.